Hey there people, or no one as the case may be. This is where I right more than 140 characters. Oh the lols at twitter jokes. I don't really have an agenda here, maybe just somewhere to spill out some of my brains nonsense.
So, last night I listened to AFI after a friend recommended them about 8 years ago. It was pretty good.
And this morning I went to my work Christmas do, and I was Santa. and when I came to the party, as Santa, I was being escorted by the People and Culture manager. Then I got mugged by kids and she disappeared. I couldn't move and these kids where taking like all the toys. Luckily one of the girls I work with saw my dilemma and came and saved me. If not for her Half the kids at the party would have missed out on the lucky dip. This is perfectly indicative of how shit and disorganised the upstairs fuckheads at my work are. Oh yeah, I swear too. I should have mentioned that somewhere. Where was I? Oh yeah, and if I had have run out of stuff there I guarantee it would have been my fault, but it isn't like Santa can be like all, "fuck off you little shit, you already got something".
Also, there was a kid that asked me about 4 times if I was the real santa, I don't think he was convinced. And a girl about 8-10 was like yeah, I bet your real, since you have a brown beard under the fake one. I also got told that santa has long hair. It was interesting.
And the best bit was, it started raining just as the DC manager rocked up and everyone left, so it looked like they left because of him. I found it funny. And then I went for coffee. And then I came home. and watched wrestling. And wrote my first blog in a long time. Probably since Myspace. So there you go, Read it. Tell your friends, Or don't. They may think you are weird if you recommend this to them.
Another thing I guess I am going to try for this blog to be is a record of my journey from Melbournite to Wodongan, a Journey I am on the first steps of, but am looking forward to immensely. If you are wondering why anyone would move from Melbourne to Wodonga, I will give you one great reason. Love. I am in love with a girl from there, and I am super excited about moving up to live with her in August 2012.
Who is this girl? you ask... well, she is super amazing, but I should probably let her know before writing an essay about how wonderful she is on the internet. Maybe, if she says it is okay I'll tell you all next time. Here is a clue, she is the girl in my profile picture. Although it is likely she is the only one who will ever read this, so maybe not.
Yeah, these are the weird and wonderful workings of my brain. Enjoy people.
I'm out.
So, last night I listened to AFI after a friend recommended them about 8 years ago. It was pretty good.
And this morning I went to my work Christmas do, and I was Santa. and when I came to the party, as Santa, I was being escorted by the People and Culture manager. Then I got mugged by kids and she disappeared. I couldn't move and these kids where taking like all the toys. Luckily one of the girls I work with saw my dilemma and came and saved me. If not for her Half the kids at the party would have missed out on the lucky dip. This is perfectly indicative of how shit and disorganised the upstairs fuckheads at my work are. Oh yeah, I swear too. I should have mentioned that somewhere. Where was I? Oh yeah, and if I had have run out of stuff there I guarantee it would have been my fault, but it isn't like Santa can be like all, "fuck off you little shit, you already got something".
Also, there was a kid that asked me about 4 times if I was the real santa, I don't think he was convinced. And a girl about 8-10 was like yeah, I bet your real, since you have a brown beard under the fake one. I also got told that santa has long hair. It was interesting.
And the best bit was, it started raining just as the DC manager rocked up and everyone left, so it looked like they left because of him. I found it funny. And then I went for coffee. And then I came home. and watched wrestling. And wrote my first blog in a long time. Probably since Myspace. So there you go, Read it. Tell your friends, Or don't. They may think you are weird if you recommend this to them.
Another thing I guess I am going to try for this blog to be is a record of my journey from Melbournite to Wodongan, a Journey I am on the first steps of, but am looking forward to immensely. If you are wondering why anyone would move from Melbourne to Wodonga, I will give you one great reason. Love. I am in love with a girl from there, and I am super excited about moving up to live with her in August 2012.
Who is this girl? you ask... well, she is super amazing, but I should probably let her know before writing an essay about how wonderful she is on the internet. Maybe, if she says it is okay I'll tell you all next time. Here is a clue, she is the girl in my profile picture. Although it is likely she is the only one who will ever read this, so maybe not.
Yeah, these are the weird and wonderful workings of my brain. Enjoy people.
I'm out.
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