Good evening people of Earth, Just thinking about this tonight and I wanted to share. I am so super excited about marrying Jessica, and I wanted to share it. As no one knows, because none of you exist, I have been engaged twice before. 'What?' you ask, before exclaiming, 'scandalous!' Yes, it is true. The first time I was engaged I was twenty years old. We'd been dating for a few years and marriage seemed like a logical step. I was pretty much dragged through the process, not offering much in the way of opinion on anything really. Luckily I saw sense (and that she wanted to root one of our friends) and we ended things. She went on to marry the guy in question and they had four kids. They later separated, but you get that. I think deep down I knew we weren't ready, and so did she, which led to the situation being that way. The next time was even weirder. We had lived together for a few years, it seemed like the right thing to do. We never set a date, an...
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